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He's surrounded by all the drugs and booze and naked chicks anyone could ever ask for—he just fucked a super hot bitch in the kitchen, like, five hours ago—but this is how he's chosen to spend his last hours, melting from the inside out watching how utterly enraptured and ecstatic Lexxi is with his stupid fucking hairspray flamethrower.
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Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Lexxi Foxxx, SatchelRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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"Ready?"
Satchel's head appeared in the mirror and Lexxi instantly looked down and acted as if he was looking for something in his bag.
"Two minutes, okay?"
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Genre(s) : GenCharacters : Lexxi FoxxxRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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The first day of school, as experienced by James Hetfield.
1 chapterAdultWIP
Genre(s) : Gen,SlashCharacters : Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, Ronnie James Dio, Robin Zander, Ronnie James Dio, Dave Grohl, Axl Rose, Duff McKagan, Izzy Stradlin, Slash, Steven Adler, Jimi Hendrix, Chris Poland, Dave Mustaine, David Ellefson, Gar Samuelson, Marty Friedman, Nick Menza, Cliff Burton, DaRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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It's cold in the hotel room that they've been forced to share.
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Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Lexxi Foxxx, Michael Starr, Satchel, Stix ZadiniaRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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In which Satchel is a stripper..
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Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Michael Starr, SatchelRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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This is just gonna be a series of one shots about what happens when Steel Panther meets an all female hair metal band. Will they decide to hang up their hookers and settle down? Are the girls willing to as well? Will they just end up partying together? Or perhaps even more outrageous behavior than normal will occur. The only thing that's certain is that there will be plenty of sex, drugs, and rocknroll. m/
1 chapterAdultWIP
Genre(s) : HetCharacters : Lexxi Foxxx, Michael Starr, Satchel, Stix ZadiniaRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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**Sequel to Just Be**
Two months have passed since Russ broke off his relationship with Ralph. Now with Steel Panther on tour, will Ralph be able to cope with the pain of seeing his former lover begin to plan his wedding to Kelly?
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Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Michael Starr, SatchelRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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Michael has a special kind of admiration satchel.
Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Michael Starr, SatchelRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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Satchel can\'t sleep without Lexxi
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Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Lexxi Foxxx, SatchelRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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Alter Bridge and Steel Panther have just played the Side Wave section of the Soundwave Festival in Australia. When Myles Kennedy comes off stage, he invites Satchel to grab a drink with him. When Satchel tells him that he needs to go back to the dressing room, Myles follows, unable to keep away.
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Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Myles Kennedy, SatchelRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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\"I mean, I couldn\'t tell. It was dark as fuck in there!\"
Written as a gift for BaronZemo as part of 2012’s A Very Kinky Rockfic Ficmas Fest.
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Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Lexxi Foxxx, Michael Starr, SatchelRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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After a Wednesday night band rehearsal at Ralph’s house, Ralph asks Russ to stay the night so they can have some much needed time alone. As time winds on, this will grow to be something he will regret for many days to come.
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Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Michael Starr, SatchelRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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Michael Starr is totally, helplessly, butt-crazy in love with Satchel.
The only problem is, Ralph isn\'t in love with Russ.
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Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Michael Starr, SatchelRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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The secrets are what he hates most about their relationship
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Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Lexxi Foxxx, SatchelRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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Much to his surprise he is neither angry nor upset, or even particularly surprised. He is simply numb.
1 chapterAdultWIP
Genre(s) : HetCharacters : Lexxi FoxxxRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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There’s a certain amount of comfort to be found in the routine.
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Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Michael Starr, SatchelRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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The Loeffler brothers make it out to a Steel Panther show on a night off and get more than they expected backstage.
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Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Pete Loeffler, Sam Loeffler, David Draiman, Lexxi Foxxx, Michael Starr, Satchel, Stix ZadiniaRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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Lexxi thinks Stix-kun is totally kawaii. B-b-but! Will Stix-kun return his homolust?!
Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Lexxi Foxxx, Stix ZadiniaRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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No one had ever seen it coming.
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Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Satchel, Stix ZadiniaRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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This story is about how the guys act out of character. Is the fame getting to Russ\'s head, causing him to become Satchel? Or is something else causing him to act so harshly around Ralph (Michael Starr).
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Genre(s) : SlashCharacters : Michael Starr, SatchelRelationship(s) : N/ALast updated :
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