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In early 2015, Rudolf gets home from tour and finds out he's about to have a second child

Klaus and Rudolf spend time alone, looking back at their years together while on their flight home for Christmas.

Rudolf has decided band meetings are a great time to put together puzzles

"...I remember the one [hotel in...] Phoenix, Arizona. It was like with an outdoor pool, more like an atrium hotel. And [Pete Willis] had been drinking so much, so he was unconscious -he was in a coma. And so, some of us and some of the Def Leppard guys, we took him -with his bed -and carried him down the stairs from the fifth floor, and put him next to the pool, and then found the garden hose, and were like squirting him with water, trying to wake him up. Impossible!" -Matthias Jabs on touring with Def Leppard in 1980... This humor crackfic is the story of said incident.

Alternate universe story set in September 2004. Rudolf, Klaus and Matthias are high school students in the same English class together.

This is Part 2 to my earlier story "Still Loving You." I wanted to show Rudolf's sweet side. Usually his crazy side is showcased, and he certainly does have a crazy side. I'm not going to deny it at all. I just wanted to show his gentler side here.

It's 2017. Rudolf has two kids, one an adult and one a toddler. He wishes he could go back in time to make things right with his adult son.

Blackout recording era. Klaus is about to be sent home from the hospital after a difficult first week of recovery from surgery. Meanwhile, the rest of the band are facing the reality of beginning to record their instrumental parts for the album while waiting out his recovery. Tensions flare in the studio over a few decisions to make the adjusted recording process as easy as possible. After spending most of the last week at the hospital trying to reassure and support Klaus while fearing for his well being, Rudolf takes a suggestion from Dieter Dierks the wrong way and loses his temper as the weight of everything becomes too much to bear alone. His bandmates realize that Klaus isn't the only one in need of extra help, but that they all could use some support in uncertain times.

Set in 2003. Rudolf's wife calls him, wanting to end their nearly 34-year marriage. He knows he's made mistakes over the years, but he wants to change her mind about ending the marriage.

Rudolf and Tanya decide to watch soccer one night

When the Scorpions have a falling out with Francis Buchholz in 1992, rising tensions get the better of Klaus Meine and Rudolf Schenker. When the rift torn between them becomes a bigger wound to the band than finding a new bassist, Matthias Jabs and Herman Rarebell realize that they must find a way to help the two back together -not only for the sake of Klaus and Rudolf, but to save their band too.

Rudolf discovers his marriage has ended.

What happens Klaus' son Christian and Matthias' son Nicolas get bored one day?

Rudolf saves Klaus

Klaus has been turned into a cat after being cursed by a psychic and the other four Scorpions need to find a way to change him back into a human before the night's show.

Matthias and Rudolf celebrate Klaus' birthday.

A story about the young Scorpions, mainly Klaus and Rudolf

When Matthias Jabs is left down in the dumps by an ex-lover at seemingly the worst time of year, The Scorps pass their love to their youngest member and guitarist. Valentine's Day Special fic (two hours late.)

A funny thing I came up with based on a story Klaus told in an interview about the making of the No One Like You music video on Alcatraz where Francis Buchholz was left alone for a while and panicked. Francis gets a good scare in the night. The rest of the band gets a good laugh. A crack-style fic with a fluffy ending.

Why you should never bet against sports.